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Rating: 1.5 stars

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Seen on: 01/11/2012

  • Watched on: TV
  • Format: VHS

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Beasties (1991)

Directed by Steven Paul Contreras

Horror

Most recently watched by zombiefreak, noahphex, BTSjunkie, jenerator

Overview

Slimey little aliens attack teenagers.

Length 82 minutes

Actors

Tony Jay | Deborah Yates | Denise Mora | Eric DelaBarre | Eric C. Bushman | James Jefferies | Brenda Stubbe | Hector Yanez | Janine Miskulin | Michael Perry | Suzanne Brewer | Marty Davis | Andrea Darlow | Missy Pierce | Scott Dixon | John Boylan | Manuel Mendiola | Shane Sharkey | Matt Prine | Eric Stockton | Ken Frances | Allen F. Contreras | Scott Bonomo | Roderick Grajeda | Mike Chavez | Maria Blanco | Elisa Nieto | Ted Esquivel | Dean Clark | Sherry Parisi | Mary Dunbar

Viewing Notes

Horror Movie Night!

I’m not sure I can really say what this movie was about… There are some creatures in the first part. And punks worshiping some dork in a skull helmet. And then the beasties disappear for most of the movie while the dork captures this man-faced firecraker of a woman and the mega-dork college boy who seems to know what’s going on. I dunno. The thing is, there’s a 5 minute long scene of exposition that clears NOTHING up. Oh and then it just ends.

The beastie designs were pretty good and I liked their scenes and some of the punk stuff was silly but otherwise, it’s easy to see why the director went on to nothing else. Not any hint of talent here.

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