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Teddy Bear (2012)

Directed by Mads Matthiesen

Drama

Most recently watched by BTSjunkie

Overview

The 38-year-old bodybuilder Dennis would really like to find true love. He has never had a girlfriend and lives alone with his mother in a suburb of Copenhagen. When his uncle marries a girl from Thailand, Dennis decides to try his own luck on a trip to Pattaya, as it seems that love is easier to find in Thailand. He knows that his mother would never accept another woman in his life, so he lies and tells her that he is going to Germany. Dennis has never been out traveling before and the hectic Pattaya is a huge cultural shock for him. The intrusive Thai girls give big bruises to Dennis’ naive picture of what love should be like, and he is about to lose hope when he unexpectedly meets the Thai woman Toi.

Length 92 minutes

Actors

Elsebeth Steentoft | David Winters | Kim Kold | Lamaiporn Hougaard | Barbara Zatler | Patrick Johnson | John Winters | Per Otto Bersang Rasmussen | Chanicha Shindejanichakul | Chatkrit Permpanich | Paweena Im-Erb | Preutsaran Detcheewa | Prap Poramabhuti | Suracha Yaemsri | Suwasan Kanta-Anontapon | Songporn Na Bangchang | Allan Mogensen | Sukunya Mongkol | Somchai Morya | Kritsania Promsiriruk | Sam Rai | Kim Lund | Charlotte Winther Hohenhaus | Izabella Olsen-Østergaard | Sukianya Suwan | Chris Wegoda

Viewing Notes

Twitter review:

::TEDDY BEAR is an adorable story about a big man growing up.::

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