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Seen on: 01/27/2012

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Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)

Directed by Lee Toland Krieger

Comedy

Most recently watched by BTSjunkie

Overview

Celeste and Jesse met in high school and got married young. They laugh at the same jokes and finish each other’s sentences. They are forever linked in their friends’ minds as the perfect couple – she, a high-powered businesswoman and budding novelist; he, a free spirit who keeps things from getting boring. Their only problem is that they have decided to get divorced. Can their perfect relationship withstand this minor setback?

Rated R | Length 91 minutes

Actors

Elijah Wood | Rafi Gavron | Eric Christian Olsen | Emma Roberts | Chris Messina | Chris Pine | Andy Samberg | Ari Graynor | Will McCormack | Rashida Jones | Rob Huebel | Matthew Del Negro | Janel Parrish | Kate Krieger | Jason Antoon | Sarah Wright | Robert Kya-Hill | Rebecca Dayan | Sarah Haskins | Lauren Sánchez | Lenny Jacobson | Shira Lazar | Chris D'Elia | Zoë Hall

Viewing Notes

Twitter review:

::CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER: romcom for ppl who think pot smoking & the word ‘cock’ is edgy & therefore funny. Tepid emotions abound.::

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