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Seen on: 01/30/2010

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Bitch Slap (2009)

Directed by Rick Jacobson

Action

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

Three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

Rated R | Length 109 minutes

Actors

Debbie Lee Carrington | Zoë Bell | Lucy Lawless | Karen Austin | Kevin Sorbo | Mark Lutz | Michael Hurst | Jennifer Miller | Renee O'Connor | America Olivo | William Gregory Lee | Brian Peck | Julia Voth | Christine Nguyen | Rick Jacobson | Bianca Barnett | Erin Cummings | Ron Melendez | Robert Mammana | Minae Noji | Jim Klock | Carlo Mendez | Scott Hanley | Dennis Keiffer | Carla Collins | Krystal Badia | Eurlyne Epper | Danny Nero | Sabine Varnes | Justin Kornmann | Astrid Swan | Aisha Cain | Eric Gruendemann | Saranne Lund | Kalin Keech | Carmen Jimenez

Viewing Notes

Bitch Slap is a modern day exploitation film, distant cousin to the works of Russ Meyer. It showcases 3 boobalicious women who are trying to dig up a $300 million diamond stash stolen from a gangster.

I liked this movie quite a bit. It really knew what it was focusing on, the boobs and the action. It even has a slow motion water fight between the girls for no good reason whatsoever, and gratuitous shots of their cleavage and booties. Those small touches alongside a Sin City like story told in flashbacks, some really kickass action scenes (coreographed by Zoe Bell no less), guest appearances by both Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless and you got a fun ride. Its played very straight by the actors with some good lines.

It was much better than I expected and I’ll be recommending it to people of exploitation style actioners.

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