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Seen on: 04/05/2010

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The Backwoods (2006)

Directed by Koldo Serra

Horror

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

An English couple’s holiday in Spain is interrupted when they discover a girl imprisoned in a cabin.

Length 97 minutes

Actors

Gary Oldman | Lluís Homar | Álex Angulo | Paddy Considine | Virginie Ledoyen | Kandido Uranga | Aitana Sánchez-Gijón | Andrés Gertrúdix | Jon Ariño | Savitri Ceballos | Patxi Bisquert | Yaiza Esteve | Isabel Jiménez

Viewing Notes

Backwoods is the marriage of The Hills Have Eyes, Severance and Wrong Turn and every other slasher based in the woods with some hillbilly family trying to kill off a group of attractive people.

I’d love to say that it’s amazing and brings a new twist to the tale but really, it does not. In fact the story couldn’t be more generic and with a blaring lack of nudity, gore and new plot twists, Backwoods is about as generic as can be. It’s only claim to fame is that it has Haylie Duff, the Disney princess Hillary’s less popular sister, as one of the hot chicks. And that’s not anything that elevates the movie.

A total 2 star movie, as it’s competent at what it does. It’s not awfully made and it has 3 or 4 good kills in it, though mostly bloodless, but I would recommend the far superior Wrong Turn series before this any day.

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