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Seen on: 04/16/2010

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Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)

Directed by Harvey Glazer

Comedy

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

It is freshman year at Coolidge College and Van Wilder is ready to party. To his dismay, all the girls have taken a vow of chastity and the dean rules the school. Van embarks on a crusade to land the campus hottie, Kaitlin, and liberate his school from sexual oppression and party dysfunction.

Rated R | Length 100 minutes

Actors

Steve Talley | Kurt Fuller | Brett Rice | Linden Ashby | Jonathan Bennett | Kristin Cavallari | Jerry Shea | Nestor Aaron Absera | Meredith Giangrande | Amanda Best | Nick Nicotera | Yvette Rachelle | Sarah 'So' Oliver

Viewing Notes

My National Lampoon’s project continues. I’m a huge fan of the original Van Wilder. It’s one of the best NL movies to come out in a while. Then they decided to cash in on it with a mediocre sequel then follow it with this bore chore.

Not only is Ryan Reynolds not in this, a total loss, but the guy channeling his character is a mockery of Reynolds.

Honestly the only thing going for this, and this isn’t a compliment, was that Kristin Cavallari wasn’t too terrible and probably better then Paris Hilton was in Pledge This.

Oh and it has lots of boobs in it.

Otherwise, not a good NL movie, at all.

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