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Seen on: 04/23/2010

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One, Two, Many (2008)

Directed by Michael DeLorenzo

Comedy

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

A modern-day romance that follows one man’s quest to find the girl of his dreams: one who wants to do it with him and another girl.

Rated R | Length 88 minutes

Actors

Mark Cuban | Sandra Taylor | Michael DeLorenzo | Koji Kataoka | Rena Riffel | John Melendez | Jim J. Bullock | Bellamy Young | Jeffrey Ross | Hudson Leick | Suzanna Keller | Terryn Westbrook | Mailon Rivera | Jennifer Sciole | Bonnie Aarons | Azalea Davila | Shelby Taylor | Elizabeth Ince | Martin Beck | Yves Bright | Donna Pieroni | Diana Terranova | Guilford Adams | Nicole Hawkyard | Madison Bauer | Lysander Abadia | Patrick Michael Buckley | Modi Rosenfeld | Michael Perri | Allie McCulloch | Jennie Ventriss | Kym Stys | Beth Fraser | Eric Reinholt | Jackson Manhan | Carla Biggert | Karen Yum | Dana Generally | Michael Lemelle | William Joseph Hill | Hallie Beaune Jacobson | Bowie Sims | Christopher Mormando | Eric Anderson | Molly Hanson | Lance Eaton | Lacee Bingham | Logan Jay Stern | Tyler Deitelbaum | Denise Fennell | Scott C. Bielecky | Tony Lauria | Liz Zazzi | Mike Gargani | Vincent Guisetti | Greta Melendez | Carlos Gomez | Kyle Baily | Kathe Sweeney | Annie O'Connell | Robert Funk | Jill Froch | Isaac Froch | Robyn Whitney

Viewing Notes

Written by and starring “Stuttering” John Melendez, of Stern fame, this bore is not one of the better NL films. He plays some guy who seems to be able to score girls despite being a clown for kid’s parties and losing every girlfriend because he wants them to be in an open relationship where they have threesomes.

On a base level, the movie succeeds where many National Lampoon films do, with lots of hot girls and breasts abound, but other than that it’s not very funny. For one, Stuttering John should never, ever carry a movie. He’s overshadowed by every real actor and/or comedian in the movie. Jeffery Ross, who I always love in his many Comedy Central Roast appearances is much funnier and Bellamy Young, who plays the girl who falls for his bullshit is a far superior actress to John, making his performance seem clownshoes.

I think the plot could have succeeded, and maybe John should stick to writing because the script wasn’t terrible, just his acting.

Not one of the better NL movies I’ve seen but at least it was better than Spring Break.

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