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Seen on: 07/25/2010

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Stan Helsing (2009)

Directed by Bo Zenga

Comedy

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

It’s Halloween night and video store clerk Stan Helsing just got stuck with a last minute request to deliver some videos. With his best friend, his best friend’s date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend waiting to go to a party, Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates for the drop. But the group gets locked inside and Stan discovers he’s actually Stan Van Helsing, descendan

Rated R | Length 90 minutes

Actors

Leslie Nielsen | Diora Baird | Ben Cotton | Kenan Thompson | Steve Howey | Tara Wilson | Holly Eglington | Ildiko Ferenczi | Desi Lydic | Elysia Rotaru | Zorianna Kit | Denyc | Kathryn Kirkpatrick | Twan Holliday | Alain Chanoine | Charles Zuckermann | Lara Babalola | Jeff Gulka | Nathan Dashwood | Grayson Szakacs | Robin Nielsen | Jon Johnson | Lee Tichon | Mikey Granger | Aaron Rota | Kelsey McIlroy | Jeremy Crittenden | Chad Krowchuk | John Burnside

Viewing Notes

I knew this would be bad going into it but I like Diora Baird. I do give them props for the many, many shout outs to horror movies, even beyond the most obvious. However, it’s not funny at all and the plot sucks.

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