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Seen on: 01/03/2011

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Milf (2010)

Directed by Scott Wheeler

Comedy

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

A group of nerdy college guys who can’t seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.

Rated R | Length 88 minutes

Actors

Ramon Camacho | Christine Nguyen | Molinee Green | Dustin Fitzsimons | Steve Goldenberg | Philip Marlatt | Myles Cranford | Michael Gaglio | Joseph Booton | Jack Cullison | Jamie Bernadette | Diana Terranova | Rachel Riley | Maura Murphy | Debra Harrison-Lowe | Tammy Klein | Amy Lindsay | Kylee Nash | Sylvia Panacione | Jessica Bailey | Jonathan Cahill | Nathaniel Benton | Erick Vizcaino | Nina Cordova | Jenny Bloom | Jet Jandreau | Mumtaz Essa | Leah Park | Robin Johnson

Viewing Notes

The Asylum has decided to do some raunchy sex comedies and with it, they’re hiring some of the bigger name soft core actresses you’d see on late night Showtime or Cinemax. This is one of those and the plot is totall retread material but you do get some pretty great boob shots and sex scenes and the comedy wasn’t terrible. There’s certainly been much, much worse sex romps I’ve seen last year with my National Lampoon project.

With this and The 18 Year Old Virgin I know I’ll keep checking out Asylum to see if they actually come up with a winner.

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