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Seen on: 01/29/2012

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Hardbodies (1984)

Directed by Mark Griffiths

Comedy

Most recently watched by noahphex

Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn’t enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he’s as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone’s benefit.

Rated R | Length 88 minutes

Actors

Courtney Gains | Joyce Jameson | Marcia Karr | Michael Miller | Kane Hodder | Crystal Shaw | Kathleen Kinmont | Roberta Collins | Grant Cramer | Darcy DeMoss | Kristi Somers | Leslee Bremmer | Teal Roberts | Antony Ponzini | Gary Wood | Louise Baker | Karen Kelly | Sorrells Pickard | Marvin Katzoff | Cindy Silver | Kip Waldo | Jackie Easton | Michael Rapport | Deborah Scardilli | Dee Anderson | John Steele | Steve Workman | Karen LaVoie | Steve Gold | Jan Kuehnemund | Pia Miacco | Laurie Hedlund | Juli Lawrence | Janet Gardner | Mark Wilson | Karen Lybrand | Julie Always | Tina Riccio | Erika Dockery | Chuck Hart | Kit Garfield | Tamara Ivanov | Dana Gonzalez | Laurie Bath | Lorena Hartley | Scott Kaufman | David Spector

Viewing Notes

I remember seeing this when I was younger and yeah, its full of hot nubile Californian women. But back in the day it was easier to relate to the younger guys trying to scam on the chicks, but now its easier to feel like the creepy old guys that pay the young guys to learn how to hit on the Hardbodies.

Bad jokes abound, but it still has a nice charm to it for a late night, boobalicious comedy.

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