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Rating: 4.5 stars

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Seen on: 02/07/2011

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Machete (2010)

Directed by Robert Rodriguez, Ethan Maniquis

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Most recently watched by noahphex, sensoria, noahphex, jenerator

Overview

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Rated R | Length 105 minutes

Actors

Robert De Niro | Stacy Keach | Cheech Marin | Danny Trejo | Tom Savini | Michelle Rodriguez | Jeff Fahey | Jason Douglas | Steven Seagal | Don Johnson | Lindsay Lohan | Tito Larriva | Jessica Alba | Daryl Sabara | Ara Celi | Shea Whigham | James Parks | Alejandro Antonio | Tommy Nix | Tina Rodriguez | Vic Trevino | Jim Henry | Nina Leon | Mayra Leal | Electra Avellan | Billy Blair | Juan Gabriel Pareja | Gilbert Trejo | Roland Ruiz | Felix Sabates | Elise Avellan | Marci Madison | Alicia Rachel Marek | Mitchell Lance Adams

Viewing Notes

Man. I had high hopes for this. Ok, maybe not THAT high, but still.

The introductory scene is fucking brilliant and comes off the way the whole rest of the movie should have; as a throwback to the grindhouse days replete with scratchy film and washed out color, over-the-top violence and gratuitous nudity.

If only the rest of the movie were as good. That’s not to say it’s terrible, but really, it could have been better. It comes across as an idea that never really got properly fleshed out.

Not that this should come as a surprise to anyone. Most of Rodriguez’s films are one-trick ponies. Sometimes they work, and sometimes they don’t.

Aside from Danny Trejo, Jeff Fahey probably has the best role in the movie. I liked his character a lot.

Most of the rest of the cast is too cutout to do much here.

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