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Seen on: 02/10/2011

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Escape Plan (2013)

Directed by Mikael Håfström

Horror

Most recently watched by sensoria, sleestakk

Overview

Ray Breslin is the world’s foremost authority on structural security. After analyzing every high security prison and learning a vast array of survival skills so he can design escape-proof prisons, his skills are put to the test. He’s framed and incarcerated in a master prison he designed himself. He needs to escape and find the person who put him behind bars.

Rated R | Length 115 minutes

Actors

Vinnie Jones | Arnold Schwarzenegger | Sam Neill | Graham Beckel | Vincent D'Onofrio | Jim Caviezel | Sylvester Stallone | Michael Papajohn | Amy Ryan | David Leitch | Jeff Chase | Faran Tahir | 50 Cent | Matt Gerald | Caitriona Balfe | Tim Bell | Jay Amor | James Rawlings | Christian Stokes | David Joseph Martinez | Lydia Hull | John L. Armijo | Steven Krueger | Jaylen Moore | Joseph Aviel | Christopher Matthew Cook | Brian Oerly | Alec Rayme | Arnold Chon | Eric R Salas | Rodney Feaster | Dieter Rauter | Stephen Livaudais

Viewing Notes

This is Fred Olen Ray stuff, so you pretty much know what you’re going to get here. Story, acting, plot, cinematography, SFX, etc. all pretty much suck. But isn’t that the joy of intentionally watching a bad movie?

One of the funniest scenes occurs right at the beginning, during an exchange of illicit archeological loot for greenbacks. Of COURSE the financier tries the cheat, and of COURSE the protagonist shoots the airplane with a single bullet from his pistol thereby exploding the fucking thing! Seriously, funny stuff.

B-Movie Queen Michelle Bauer provides most of the eye candy here as the returned-from-the-dead Egyptian queen Nefratis, but the famously endowed Kitten Natividad makes an appearance as, what else, a stripper; and Sybil Danning “rounds out” the cast.

The incredibly ancient John Carradine also pops up, just two years short of his death.

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