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Seen on: 05/23/2011

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Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)

Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy

Horror

Most recently watched by sensoria

Overview

Cancer-terminal tycoon Peter Murdoch’s secret Wexel Hall Pharmaceuticals lab has developed a blood orchid extract cure. To examine why it works optimally in snakes, they also bread a super-anaconda strain. But the original pair escapes, leaving a bloody trail of human corpses. Murdoch runs, instructing his staff to clean up. They keep failing and being eaten like unsuspecting locals, some alive, even after enlisting ruthless big game hunter Hammett. The fast-growing pregnant monster sheds its skin, thus disabling the only tracking device they have.

Rated R | Length 91 minutes

Actors

John Rhys-Davies | David Hasselhoff | Zoltan Butuc | Serban Celea | Bogdan Uritescu | Patrick Regis | Alin Olteanu | Crystal Allen | Ryan McCluskey | Anthony Green | Anca Androne | Mihaela Elena Oros | Gabi Burlacu | Banica Gheorghe | Toma Danila | Bart Sidles | Alin Constantinescu | Silviu Gherman | Ege Güner | Cristina Teodorescu | Mustili | George Chitu | Mihai Cazanchevici

Viewing Notes

You can tell this is made for TV because there’s plenty of gory violence but no nudity, sexuality and damn little profanity. Because, you know, violence is ok for everyone!

Pretty amusing, though run of the mill, movie. It’s fun to watch the Hoff chew through his lines and play a bad guy here.

The plot is dull and the budget low. I mainly watched this to finish off my streak of Anaconda movies, only to discover there is apparently one more directed by the same guy who did this one. Ugh. Why do I do this to myself?!

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