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Rating: 4 stars

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Seen on: 01/03/2013, 05/29/2011

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Directed by Rob Marshall

Adventure

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Overview

Captain Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a woman from his past, and he’s not sure if it’s love—or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard, Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.

Rated PG-13 | Length 137 minutes

Actors

Johnny Depp | Geoffrey Rush | Penélope Cruz | Stephen Graham | Keith Richards | Damian O'Hare | Kevin McNally | Greg Ellis | Judi Dench | Ian McShane | Jody Halse | Christopher Fairbank | Richard Griffiths | Roger Allam | Patrick Kennedy | Anton Lesser | Derek Mears | Gemma Ward | Deobia Oparei | Óscar Jaenada | Chuck Williams | Bronson Webb | Yuki Matsuzaki | Steve Evets | Robbie Kay | Matt Lasky | Loretta Walsh | Paul Bazely | Gerard Monaco | Fileena Bahris | Ian Mercer | Luke Roberts | Sebastian Armesto | Sam Claflin | Aaron King | Astrid Bergès-Frisbey | Santi Scinelli | Jeremy King | Norberto Morán | Juan Carlos Vellido | Sean Talo | Daniel Ings | Toni Busker | Robert Stone | Clifford Rose | Hannah Walters | LeJon | Salomon Passariello | Claira Watson Parr | Danny Le Boyer | Richard Thomson | Emilia Jones | Antoinette Kalaj | Kristofer Dayne | Bobby Holland Hanton | Andrew Crayford | Sean Francis George | David Pinkus | Steve Saunders | Harley Jay | Jason Curle | Kristen StephensonPino | Richard Stoker | Nichola Fynn | Steve Morphew | Nicola Bertram | Gintare Beinoraviciute | Teresa Mahoney | Randy Herman | Sanya Hughes | Siegfried Peters | Alan J. Utley-Moore | Paul Hunter | Tyrone Lopez | Jean Pierre Prats | Edward Mitchell | Kelly Mumme | Harvey Walsh | Tristan Laurence Perez | Jorgelina Guadalupe Airaldi | Brea Berrett | Daphne Joy | Kitt Barrie

Viewing Notes

There are a lot of words that I could use to describe this movie, but they would all mean ‘mediocre’, which is what it is.

There are some chuckles here and there, but nothing laugh out loud. The action is tepid, the cinematography static.

Meh.

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