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Rating: 6 stars

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Seen on: 05/13/2012

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Dark Shadows (2012)

Directed by Tim Burton

Comedy | Fantasy

Most recently watched by sensoria, KrazyKatAIC

Overview

Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Rated PG-13 | Length 113 minutes

Actors

Johnny Depp | Christopher Lee | Michelle Pfeiffer | Helena Bonham Carter | Jonny Lee Miller | William Hope | Shane Rimmer | Eva Green | Jackie Earle Haley | Nigel Whitmey | Alice Cooper | Ivan Kaye | Chloë Grace Moretz | David Selby | Kathryn Leigh Scott | Jonathan Frid | Sean Mahon | Lara Parker | Josephine Butler | Hannah Murray | Charlotte Spencer | Bella Heathcote | Gulliver McGrath | Lee Nicholas Harris | Victoria Bewick | Raffey Cassidy | Susanna Cappellaro | Philip Bulcock | Sophie Kennedy Clark | Guy Flanagan | Michael Shannon | Duncan Casey | Glen Mexted | Ray Shirley | Alexia Osborne | Harry Taylor | Richard Hollis | Felicity Brangan | Justin Tracy

Viewing Notes

Neither as bad as I was led it might be, nor anywhere nearly as good as I hoped it could be, Dark Shadows just trudges along a path between campy comedy and something more dramatic and sinister. As a result it manages to achieve neither to any great degree.

Michelle Pfeiffer turns in a nice understated performance, somehow managing to keep her composure and dignity despite the campiness that surrounds her.

I also enjoyed Jackie Earle Haley’s work as the constantly drunk Willie Loomis. I hope Haley keeps getting more work. Ever since his standout role as Rorschach in The Watchmen, I’ve been a fan.

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