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Seen on: 10/11/2003

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House of the Dead (2003)

Directed by Uwe Boll

Horror | Thriller

Most recently watched by sleestakk

Overview

Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead… Prequel to the House of the Dead video games.

Rated R | Length 90 minutes

Actors

Jürgen Prochnow | Clint Howard | Birgit Stein | Anthony Timpone | Colin Lawrence | Steve Byers | Erica Durance | Jonathan Cherry | David Palffy | Will Sanderson | Ellie Cornell | Jay Brazeau | Tyron Leitso | Ona Grauer | Michael Eklund | Christoph Nuehlen | Kris Pope | Kira Clavell | Enuka Okuma | Sonya Salomaa | Adam Harrington | Bif Naked | Elisabeth Rosen | Steven Kriozere | Ben Derrick | Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert | Pam McCartney | Penny Phang

Viewing Notes

Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen… in a theater. The commercials really oversold this one because I considered walking out. Had Kevin not been with me, I probably would have. The pixelated “video game” clips broke me.

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