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Rating: 4.5 stars

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Seen on: 03/25/2009

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Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

Directed by Danny Pang, Oxide Pang Chun

Crime | Thriller | Action

Most recently watched by sleestakk

Overview

When carrying out a hit, assassin Joe always makes use of the knowledge of the local population. On arriving in Bangkok, Joe meets street kid Kong and he becomes his primary aide. But when Kong is nearly killed, he asks Joe to train him up in the deadly arts and unwittingly becomes a target of a band of killers.

Rated R | Length 99 minutes

Actors

Nicolas Cage | Andrew Pfeffer | Charlie Yeung | Shahkrit Yamnarm | Dom Hetrakul | Chris Lowenstein | Panward Hemmanee | Nirattisai Kaljaruek | Tuck Napaskorn | Steve Baldocchi | Chris Heebink | James With | Oliver Steele | Peter Shadrin | Arthajid Puengvicha | Veerasak Boonchard | Jeremy Thana

Viewing Notes

It isn’t that this is a bad film (it is) but that it’s just so damn boring that makes it abysmal to watch. Or probably the combination of the two. It’s hard to tell anymore whether Nic Cage is sleepwalking thru his roles or just become a bad actor. Here it plays it seriously but it’s so hard to take him seriously. I’m disappointed in the Pang Brothers for taking the cash on this lousy remake of a truly awesome film. Now I want to re-watch the original to get the taste out of my mouth.

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