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Rating: 6 stars

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Seen on: 04/22/2009

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The Valet (2006)

Directed by Francis Veber

Comedy | Drama

Most recently watched by sleestakk

Overview

Caught by tabloid paparazzi with his mistress Elena, a famous and beautiful fashion model, billionaire Pierre Levasseur tries to avoid a divorce by inventing a preposterous lie. He uses the presence of a passerby in the photo to claim to his wife that it’s not him Elena is seeing but the other man, one François Pignon. Pignon is a modest little man who works as a parking valet. To make the story convincing, Elena has to move in with Pignon.

Length 85 minutes

Actors

Kristin Scott Thomas | Daniel Auteuil | Virginie Ledoyen | Philippe Beglia | Michel Aumont | Alexandre Brik | Philippe Magnan | Michèle Garcia | Richard Berry | Dany Boon | Alice Taglioni | Paulette Frantz | Gad Elmaleh | Laurent Gamelon | Patrick Mille | Philippe Brigaud | Noémie Lenoir | Irina Ninova | Karl Lagerfeld | Michel Jonasz | Jean-Pol Brissart | Jean-Yves Chilot | Sandra Moreno | Thierry Nenez | Thierry Humbert

Viewing Notes

V for The Valet. Saw a trailer for this on another DVD and it looked good… twas not the case. Mildly entertaining. Falls apart in the third act.

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